Here's today's news cycle roundup. I tried to find stories despite AIG still sucking all the oxygen out of the room:

Charles "Chuck D" Grassley doesn't want the AIG execs to kill themselves Japanese style anymore. It's all about tit-sucking now. No, seriously .

Andrew Sorkin: I hear ya Chuck, but we have to do this..because only they can fix it . If we don't pay them bonus money, they'll leave!   (By the way, 11 who got the money have already left).

Americans: Yeah, we're still giving Obama some leeway. But giving the American automakers our tax money? Hell naw .

John Stossel: If you can't make it here, you can't make it anywhere .

Obama Administration via WaPo: Seriously guys, we didn't have a clue about AIG bonuses until last week. Really, we didn't.

Cynthia Tucker: Can we now have some grown-up sex-ed policy ?

Houston Friend: No, Cynthia. The problem is we're not pushing abstinence hard enough .

Dan Drezner: Hey guys, don't forget:  Nuclear Iran is coming, and we might as well be ready for it .

Have a good day guys.