Halloween is just around the corner and we all know that Halloween is just the first shot on the yearly War on Christmas. We’ll soon be hearing all about how atheist organizations like Sears and Macy’s are forcing their employees to greet customers with an all encompassing ‘Happy Holidays’ instead of a more narrowly focused ‘Merry Christmas’.

My friends, while traveling on my honeymoon, I was subjected to something much more devastating. The battle has begun against an even more fundamental greeting; I’m taking about the War on "Hello."

First of all, I was traveling in the United States, so I expect everyone to speak English, but many of the locals (who had brownish skin I might add, some kind of foreign Invasion?!?) insisted in using foreign words to describe most everything! However the worst part was that their very first word whenever I met them wasn’t even “Hello”; no, they had to use their “Aloha!” What’s with that? I’d try to pre-empt them occasionally, and say ‘Hello’ (Or occasionally “Howdy” (Southern exceptionalism is OK after all)) but they simply refused to get the point!

Often, it was at a restaurant or the hotel facilities, and I could tell that the business was forcing them to say “Aloha” instead of the American Cherished Hello.

Are we going to accept this Hawaiinization of Hawaii? Will we let Mauii become the Polynesian Azatlan?!? This MUST be stopped, but how? Where are John Gibson and Michelle Malkin to lead us in this, our most desperate hour? Have they abandoned us because we didn’t listen to their previous warnings? Was this the consequences that they were warning us about when they spoke of cultural collapse?

It is true what they say - They came for "Merry Christmas" and I said nothing, because I was not a Christian. Then they came for the 5th of May Cinco De Mayo, and I did nothing because I like Margaritas, but then they came for "Hello" and there was nobody left to help me.